I even thought of featuring a Chuck Norris joke on one of the shows. I mean is Chuck really this tough or did he make the stuff up about himself. If I was Chuck I would have definitely thought of this idea first.• Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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